everywhere i go
even in my dreams
all i see are numbers
and differentiation problems
hail calculus

me looking for a job:

storeperson: :looks at resume: … hmmm … do you have any retail experience?
nomes: not particularly … but i did stay at holiday inn last night…

calculus is so wonderful
i’m being sarcastic

nomes’s guide to calculus homework:
– do questions
– put a star beside questions you do wrong or don’t understand
– try to do the questions you got wrong at least two more times, if you still don’t get it right, keep the star there
– try to do the ones you don’t understand at least once more, if you still don’t get it right, keep the star there
– ask other smart people for help
– if they don’t get it either ask the teacher

that’s not even supposed to be funny

okay
so my server temporarily went off its spazzing
i hate that word
but i can’t think of anything else to describe its erratic behaviour…
perhaps i could’ve said erratic behaviour
but that’s beside the point
i’m just taking advantage of it and will say that
get this:
muppets – mahnamahna

it’s a great song

mahna mahna
yaay

my server is wack
won’t let me upload files properly
ach

cinnabons only taste good when they’re fresh and right out the oven at the mall
bring em home, okay maybe good
but heat em in the microwave and they … turn
for the worse

but good stuff anyway

mmm… cinnabons

sanjeyan, shawn, abraham and i conducted an inpromptu social experiment today after school

we decided to see how many people would thank me if i held the door open for them

results? pretty pathetic:
27/50

that is, out of 50 people, only 27 people bothered to thank me for holding the door open for them
that’s 23 ingrates

mainly twas girls who said thank you
and all people above twenty said thank you
a lot of young grade nine pukes did not
one kid went through that door around three times and didn’t say thank you any of those times
if i ever see that kid again i might have to resort to violent behaviour…
maybe not

but if he finds a dead frog in his soup he’ll know who sent it (maybe his mom, maybe they like frog soup)

anyway

i blew my calculus test

so brittany ballantine won the elections, as predicted
to quote henry: “there’s something seriously wrong with this country”
well, the school for sure
most grade twelves i’ve spoken to voted for brennan
conclusion: morons voted for brittany

i am so mean

+ correction on previous post about elections, cindy liu was running for vice president

she won, too — i think she’s fairly competent, though

oh well

23 dollars? so i can sit there like a two year old and have some perverted jackass put me in different poses and take pictures of me to “make me look good”?

and then on TOP of that spend more money to get some teeny sized pics?

wtf
that’s pure capitalism at its crappiest

they’re trying to squeeze bloody money from TEENAGERS
goddammit
high school students!

vicious pieces of crap

why not set up my own booth
bring my digicam
set it at high rez, take snapshots
get some backdrops from drama or steal them from the real photographers
take pics of peeps in different poses whatever
and then go home, “airbrush” them on photoshop
get em printed nice on nice paper at professional printers
or whoever develops digital pictures
and give em to the people for however much it costs to print the pics + a buck or two for the effort
and i’m sure that’ll be way under 23 dollars

gayness

ima just get my proofs for 23 dollars
apparently it’s eight proofs
now if anyone wants to trade they better do it fast (before the eight run out) and they better be satisfied with a proof
heh

capitalists

if i may add to that
henry noted “we’re very bitter people”
cynical, too