Damn those progressive conservatives
Just now I got a phone call. This is how it went down:
Caller: Hi, I’m calling on behalf of the Conservative candidate for Markham-Unionville, K.K. Li. You do know there’s a provincial election coming up?
Me: I’ve heard of it.
C: We’re calling to see if there’s Conservative support in the household.
Me: I’ll support the Conservatives if … well I have some conditions.
C: Well go on the Internet — you do have the Internet right?
Me: I’ve heard of it.
C: Well go on kkli.com and you can tell us about your conditions.
Me: Wait, the Conservative party is the communist one right?
C: No, we’re the opposi–
Me: Well, I’m against communism.
C: No, sir, listen–
Me: In case you people haven’t heard, the Soviet Union collapsed in the … 1990s
C: No, sir, can you hear me?
Me: I don’t have time for commies. (Hang up.)
Cruel? Yes… Funny? Yes. To me, at least…
You had to be there.
SQ said,
February 18, 2008 @ 9:07 pm
Genius.
SQ said,
February 18, 2008 @ 9:08 pm
Do not shirk your right as a citizen.