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1. There is a bunny in my neighbourhood. It comes out late at night and goes hop hop hop.
2. “What’s he going to do in the third one that he hasn’t done in the first two?” my dad asked, re: Spider-Man 3.
3. One of the many reasons McDonald’s burgers aren’t really burgers: they are easy to eat. That is, you can hold and eat them without stuff slipping and falling all over the place. (Also, they taste like crap.)
4. America lost its innocence on April 14, 2007. Just like it lost its innocence on September 11, 2001, and May 4, 1970. America did not lose its innocence in August 2005, or on May 14 and 15, 1970. So on, so forth. And that’s just in America.
5. I do believe I lost my humanity a long time ago.
Max said,
May 5, 2007 @ 10:41 am
when’d you lose your humanity?
noaman said,
May 11, 2007 @ 4:07 am
I have no idea. I think it was 9/11. Or 12/2. I can’t keep track.