friend: so is there anything i can do before i leave?
me: yup, send over three pizzas, thanks
friend: lol, you’re kidding right?
me: lol, yeah
friend: remind me to buy you a slice tmw at lunch
me: naw, i won’t be around, i’ll probably be chugging along on some ethereal plane of non-existence… thanks for the offer, though
friend: right….
(the average conversation of mine with a friend)