how about defining nomespeak itself
nome·speak
n.
a pseudo-language consisting of moronic (but sometimes practical) plays on the words and grammar of the english (and sometimes other) language(s)
for·mal·de·hy·drate
v. for·mal·de·hy·drat·ed, for·mal·de·hy·drat·ing, for·mal·de·hy·drates
v. tr.
to saturate something with formaldehyde: yo, that pig’s so formaldehydrated it stinks like ****.
adj.
formaldehydrated