i am now officially the dumbest person on the face of this planet

no[mes] = very big dumbass

why, you ask, why
well let’s just say we went to drop off someone at pearson airport
coincidentally, the raptors had a game with the wizards
so we’re at the departures
and i see this kid, wearing a this oversized jordan jersey
and i’m wondering why is that kid wearing such a huge jersey? must be a hardcore jordan fan or something
i got my answer a few moments later
when i saw a policeman walk speedily in
then i turned back and said “oh look, it’s jordan”
indeed
michael jordan
walking right there
i could’ve intercepted him and asked him for an autograph
but did nomes do that?
no, of course not
nomes carries around a pen and a few notebooks wherever he goes
but what good is it if he doesn’t ask only the best NBA player of all time for his autograph?
🙁
michael was in a hurry
but who follows him but the former-raptor, popeye jones
popeye hangs around a bit
i could’ve FULLY got his autograph
but, good old dependable nomes
did he do so?
no, no, not nomes
not to be expected from this dumbass
popeye followed by jaheidi white
still no autograph
other wizards
still no autograph

mister dumbass here MISSED MICHAEL JORDAN

I MISSED MICHAEL JORDAN

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am such a dumbass

i could’ve got michael jordan’s autograph
:'(