roses are red
violets are blue
oh america
f*** you!!!
– $5 Philosopher
my rendition:
our flag is red and true
your flag is frooty, red white and blue
oh nation of ignoramuses
f*** you!
talk about the sophistication of poetry nowadays…
:looksaround:
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CANADA GETS THE GOLD
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD CANADA GETS THE GOLD
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YES YES YES YES YES
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
YES THIS IS SO DAMN SWEET
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
ARRRRIGHT!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS DA BOMB DA BOMB DA BOMB
YEEEEEEAAAaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
arrright!!!!
(my only wish is that cujo was goalie… but brodeur did one hell of a job)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
GO CANADA GO
GO CANADA GO
GO CANADA GO
TAKE THAT AMERICA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAa
HA HAAAAAA
i’m watching the ceremonies of as i type this
they’re being given the gold now
YES THIS IS SO SWEET
THE LOOK OF DEFEAT ON THE FACES OF AMERICANS
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAA YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
SAKIC AND IGINLA FOR PRESIDENT
YEEEeeaaaAAhHHHHH
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this song is so very true (i transcribed it, so forgive me for inaccuracies):
show me the meaning of being desi
fob:
i’m a fob
just look at me
i love maths
or engineering
and clothes that match
don’t interest me, baby
abcd:
a.b.c.d. is who i be
i’m from queens
or new jersey
i talk –(?)–
and fight at all the parties
both:
show me the meaning of being desi
f.o.b. or a.b.c.d.
a.d.a., but no we’re not all the same
and this is how we play the game
fob:
my g.p.a. is 4.2
how to party
i don’t know
papa says, “pre-med padho, bete”
abcd:
i’m jagdeeps
you can call me petes
i don’t speak a single word of punjabi
i pretend to understand hindi movies
both:
show me the meaning of being desi
we drink limca or mango lassi
you’re supposed to make our –(?)–
our last names have ten syllables
fob:
you know me
i’m your t.a.
you newer understand a vord i say
i failed englees
but that ok, baby
both:
show me the meaning of being desi
after we eat, our hands are messy
who we are is now becoming clear
2/3rds of us are apes of men
show me the meaning of being desi
f.o.b. or a.b.c.d.
a.d.a., but no we’re not all the same
and this is how we play the game
– penn masala
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