There is no candy!

I don’t understand why anyone who watches this video would think badly of communism:
1. You can be a maniac who gets kicks out of power-tripping over kids, teaching them to pray to (glorious leader) Fidel Castro instead of (won’t deliver on the goods) Jesus Christ in return for candy. This is an ideal job for about 73% of the population.
2. Typical criticisms of communism revolve around shortages of consumer goods. In this version of Castro’s Cuba, though, you can have all the candy you want. Ever.
3. The chalkboard clearly says, “COMMUNISM IS GOOD.”

Update: I think the absolute best part of the video is at about 1:06, when the guy says, “Let’s see if your Jesus will bring you some candy now and produce a miracle.” Then he looks up to his left as if waiting for lightning to fall. It’s fantastic. this!

3 Responses so far »

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    fathima said,

    January 14, 2008 @ 2:42 am

    the music was genius. and key.

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    adnan. said,

    January 14, 2008 @ 11:03 am

    as I said, jesus was working through communism, prayers were answered after all

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    Nathaniel said,

    January 14, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

    Afterwards this pair of loons was carted off from the small elementary school in Montana they had infiltrated.

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