why jesus was an african-american:
i) his first miracle was to change water into bacardi
ii) he respected martin luther king jr. but acted like malcolm x
iii) he wore baggy ‘phat kibbutz’ clothing
iv) his rap outfit: jay-c and da dirty dozen
v) he consorted with ho’s
and
vi) he was always being chased by the police
[if this offends you, remember — what would jesus do, ma nizzle?]
qudsia said,
February 24, 2004 @ 2:13 am
ahahaha.
Faiza said,
February 24, 2004 @ 11:21 pm
He couldn’t possibly have been African-American, seeing as how the United States didn’t exist back then. *nitpicker* =)
I liked the ‘slamica version better.
esau said,
February 28, 2004 @ 3:23 pm
not that funny, thats an insult
Pete said,
February 29, 2004 @ 5:39 am
ROFL… Jesus of “NAZARETH” was hardly American.
Duh!
Pete said,
June 19, 2004 @ 1:11 am
🙂