why jesus was an african-american:

i) his first miracle was to change water into bacardi
ii) he respected martin luther king jr. but acted like malcolm x
iii) he wore baggy ‘phat kibbutz’ clothing
iv) his rap outfit: jay-c and da dirty dozen
v) he consorted with ho’s
and
vi) he was always being chased by the police

[if this offends you, remember -- what would jesus do, ma nizzle?]

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5 Responses so far

  1. 1

    qudsia said,

    February 24, 2004 @ 2:13 am

    ahahaha.

  2. 2

    Faiza said,

    February 24, 2004 @ 11:21 pm

    He couldn’t possibly have been African-American, seeing as how the United States didn’t exist back then. *nitpicker* =)

    I liked the ‘slamica version better.

  3. 3

    esau said,

    February 28, 2004 @ 3:23 pm

    not that funny, thats an insult

  4. 4

    Pete said,

    February 29, 2004 @ 5:39 am

    ROFL… Jesus of “NAZARETH” was hardly American.

    Duh!

  5. 5

    Pete said,

    June 19, 2004 @ 1:11 am

    :)

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