No Man’s Land
I did these back in the day, December 2005. They’re pretty problematic in the way that they approach women. (Mainly, by projecting my own awkwardness onto the women.) But since this whole blog is something of an open record of my development, I don’t see any reason to take them down. Besides, some of them are funny, still.
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- Abandonment issues.
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- Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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- Maybe if I take flowers to the hospital…
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- The university is a suicide machine.
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- Do you want another husband? — Not working.
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- Willing to sacrifice our love.
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- Thankfully, it’s just those three colours.
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- Step 3(a): Realize you just wasted $2.00 on her ice cream.
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- Ooh, shiny.
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- I like your pants, though.
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- I’m not a doctor but I know what’s medically pertinent.
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- If I draw you in my bed, will it come true?
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- “As a leaf with the passage of wind.”
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- Socialism is the politics of love.