{"id":430,"date":"2003-01-26T23:07:30","date_gmt":"2003-01-27T03:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=430"},"modified":"2007-08-05T06:43:04","modified_gmt":"2007-08-05T10:43:04","slug":"430","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>one of the most pathetic things i get to see is people posing for their webcams<br \/>\ni mean &#8230; and trying to look cool<br \/>\nit&#8217;s pathetic, really<br \/>\nthis can especially be seen on AA pages and blogs<br \/>\nfirst of all it&#8217;s a bloody webcam<br \/>\nthe resolution on those pictures is terrible, so all the edges and lines look blurred and smudged<br \/>\nit&#8217;s like taking a good picture on a good cam, going into photoshop, and deliberately blurring and smudging the lines so you look like even more of a fool than you are<br \/>\nsecondly, the expressions on the faces, that these people are &#8220;all that&#8221;<br \/>\nwell you&#8217;re not, you look like a dweeb &#8212; especially the girls trying to look sexy or the guys trying to look intimidating &#8212; yeah, maybe on a nice sony cybershot with four megapixels<br \/>\nnot on a logitech moron webcam with five pixel capacity that leaves horrendous residues on your numbskull<br \/>\nand the dudes trying to look &#8220;cool&#8221; with that &#8220;no, i&#8217;m not posing, i&#8217;m just so naturally removed from the world&#8221; look<br \/>\nno you&#8217;re not<br \/>\nstop being a dipshit<br \/>\ntake natural pictures<br \/>\nnatural pictures of yourself looking as you always do<br \/>\nnot faking sexuality or coolness<\/p>\n<p>if you&#8217;re trying to be funny, that&#8217;s something else<br \/>\nlearn from the master: eric of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emotioneric.com\/\">eric conveys an emotion<\/a><br \/>\nthis guy&#8217;s hilarious and gets my mad respect<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one of the most pathetic things i get to see is people posing for their webcams i mean &#8230; and trying to look cool it&#8217;s pathetic, really this can especially be seen on AA pages and blogs first of all it&#8217;s a bloody webcam the resolution on those pictures is terrible, so all the edges [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics-art","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}