i am now officially the dumbest person on the face of this planet<\/p>\n
no[mes] = very big dumbass<\/p>\n
why, you ask, why
\nwell let’s just say we went to drop off someone at pearson airport
\ncoincidentally, the raptors had a game with the wizards
\nso we’re at the departures
\nand i see this kid, wearing a this oversized jordan jersey
\nand i’m wondering why is that kid wearing such a huge jersey? must be a hardcore jordan fan or something
\ni got my answer a few moments later
\nwhen i saw a policeman walk speedily in
\nthen i turned back and said “oh look, it’s jordan”
\nindeed
\nmichael jordan
\nwalking right there
\ni could’ve intercepted him and asked him for an autograph
\nbut did nomes do that?
\nno, of course not
\nnomes carries around a pen and a few notebooks wherever he goes
\nbut what good is it if he doesn’t ask only the best NBA player of all time for his autograph?
\n\ud83d\ude41
\nmichael was in a hurry
\nbut who follows him but the former-raptor, popeye jones
\npopeye hangs around a bit
\ni could’ve FULLY got his autograph
\nbut, good old dependable nomes
\ndid he do so?
\nno, no, not nomes
\nnot to be expected from this dumbass
\npopeye followed by jaheidi white
\nstill no autograph
\nother wizards
\nstill no autograph<\/p>\n
mister dumbass here MISSED MICHAEL JORDAN<\/p>\n
I MISSED MICHAEL JORDAN<\/p>\n
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<\/p>\n
i am such a dumbass<\/p>\n
i could’ve got michael jordan’s autograph
\n:'(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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