{"id":592,"date":"2005-12-14T20:21:41","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T00:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592"},"modified":"2007-07-31T07:45:29","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T11:45:29","slug":"i-think-i-need-a-girlfriend-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>saqib says:<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8230;so when you going to buy this for your girlfriend?<br \/>\n<strong>saqib says:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.szul.com\/diamonds\/loosestones\/DiamondDetails.aspx?id=726013\">http:\/\/www.szul.com\/diamonds [&#8230;] id=726013<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>nomes says:<\/strong><br \/>\nas soon as i get a credit card<br \/>\n<strong>nomes says:<\/strong><br \/>\ni&#8217;ll \u00c3\u00bcber-max it out on the very first day<br \/>\n<strong>nomes says:<\/strong><br \/>\nand spend the rest of my life repaying that debt<br \/>\n<strong>nomes says:<\/strong><br \/>\nwait, it&#8217;s starting to sound like a university education<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>saqib says: &#8230;so when you going to buy this for your girlfriend? saqib says: http:\/\/www.szul.com\/diamonds [&#8230;] id=726013 nomes says: as soon as i get a credit card nomes says: i&#8217;ll \u00c3\u00bcber-max it out on the very first day nomes says: and spend the rest of my life repaying that debt nomes says: wait, it&#8217;s starting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='I think I need a girlfriend first&#8230;' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=592' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}