{"id":530,"date":"2004-10-13T01:21:41","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T05:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530"},"modified":"2007-07-31T08:32:34","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T12:32:34","slug":"dumbass-forwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"dumbass forwards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/img\/avatar06.jpg\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\">so i get this message in my e-mail today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Subject: Nokia Offer <br \/>\nSent: October 12, 2004 4:17:49 AM <br \/>\nDear all, <\/p>\n<p>> > Please pass on to all your friends &#038; relatives the <br \/>\n> > following e-mail <br \/>\n> > from Nokia. Nokia is giving away phones for free. <br \/>\n> > Nokia is trying <br \/>\n> > word-of-mouth advertising to introduce its product <br \/>\n> > and the reward you <br \/>\n> > receive for advertising for them is a free phone <br \/>\n> > free of cost. To <br \/>\n> > receive your free phone all you have to do is to <br \/>\n> > send this email out <br \/>\n> > to 8 people (for a free Nokia 6210) or 20 people <br \/>\n> > (for a free Nokia <br \/>\n> > WAP). Within 2 weeks you will receive a free phone. <br \/>\n> > (They will contact <br \/>\n> > you through your e- mail address). Please mark a <br \/>\n> > copy to: &#8211; <br \/>\n> > anna.swelam@nokia.com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>here are some other things that will happen if you send that e-mail out to eight  or twenty people:<br \/>\n&#8211; john kerry will become president<br \/>\n&#8211; canada will invade america, and win<br \/>\n&#8211; you will get bitten by a radioactive spider and get its proportionate strength, speed and abilities<br \/>\n&#8211; the little drummer boy in an under-developed nation who&#8217;s missing an arm and a leg will get twenty cents per forward which will accumulate and contribute to treatment for his colon cancer<br \/>\n&#8211; you&#8217;ll get eternal salvation, because now, and only now, does jesus truly love you<br \/>\n&#8211; you&#8217;ll finally pass a course that actually requires you to think<\/p>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i get this message in my e-mail today: Subject: Nokia Offer Sent: October 12, 2004 4:17:49 AM Dear all, > > Please pass on to all your friends &#038; relatives the > > following e-mail > > from Nokia. Nokia is giving away phones for free. > > Nokia is trying > > word-of-mouth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='dumbass forwards' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=530' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,9,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}