{"id":503,"date":"2004-02-23T23:25:20","date_gmt":"2004-02-24T03:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503"},"modified":"2007-07-31T08:48:16","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T12:48:16","slug":"why-jesus-was-an-african-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"why jesus was an african-american:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i) his first miracle was to change water into bacardi<br \/>\nii) he respected martin luther king jr. but acted like malcolm x<br \/>\niii) he wore baggy &#8216;phat kibbutz&#8217; clothing<br \/>\niv) his rap outfit: jay-c and da dirty dozen<br \/>\nv) he consorted with ho&#8217;s<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nvi) he was always being chased by the police<\/p>\n<p>[if this offends you, remember &#8212; what would jesus do, ma nizzle?]<\/p>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i) his first miracle was to change water into bacardi ii) he respected martin luther king jr. but acted like malcolm x iii) he wore baggy &#8216;phat kibbutz&#8217; clothing iv) his rap outfit: jay-c and da dirty dozen v) he consorted with ho&#8217;s and vi) he was always being chased by the police [if this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<p><span class='st_facebook' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_twitter' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_email' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><span class='st_sharethis' st_title='why jesus was an african-american:' st_url='http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=503' ><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,3,9,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}