{"id":471,"date":"2003-10-01T01:59:16","date_gmt":"2003-10-01T05:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=471"},"modified":"2007-07-31T09:17:02","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T13:17:02","slug":"ive-created-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"i’ve created a monster"},"content":{"rendered":"

today i visited jeff’s maths tutorial
\nthere were some students, but the T.A. had not yet arrived
\nso i strode right up to the front of the classroom, put down my bag, took off my coat, and faced the class
\nsome of them muttered “he’s the T.A.”<\/p>\n

“is this the maths tutorial?” i asked, i received a positive response
\n“well i seem to be a bit early, i believe the class starts ten minutes after the hour?” — again the students nodded
\nso i turned around and started erasing the board
\nhalfway through, i turn around again, face the class
\nand ask
\n“how many of you have seen the film ‘catch me if you can’?”
\nsome of the students responded in the affirmative
\n“well, you know how he walks into a class and pretends to be a teacher, but he’s not really a teacher? — well i’m not really your teacher” i said
\nand the class then realized i’d played a joke on them
\n“i was joking, you’ve just been pranked” i said
\nand i sat down beside jeff with the rest of the students<\/p>\n

it was, to say the least, funny<\/p>\n

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today i visited jeff’s maths tutorial there were some students, but the T.A. had not yet arrived so i strode right up to the front of the classroom, put down my bag, took off my coat, and faced the class some of them muttered “he’s the T.A.” “is this the maths tutorial?” i asked, i […]<\/p>\n

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