{"id":391,"date":"2002-11-24T01:02:37","date_gmt":"2002-11-24T05:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=391"},"modified":"2007-08-05T07:02:26","modified_gmt":"2007-08-05T11:02:26","slug":"391","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nomes.malcolm-x.org\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

calculus is so wonderful
\ni’m being sarcastic<\/p>\n

nomes’s guide to calculus homework:
\n– do questions
\n– put a star beside questions you do wrong or don’t understand
\n– try to do the questions you got wrong at least two more times, if you still don’t get it right, keep the star there
\n– try to do the ones you don’t understand at least once more, if you still don’t get it right, keep the star there
\n– ask other smart people for help
\n– if they don’t get it either ask the teacher<\/p>\n

that’s not even supposed to be funny<\/p>\n

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calculus is so wonderful i’m being sarcastic nomes’s guide to calculus homework: – do questions – put a star beside questions you do wrong or don’t understand – try to do the questions you got wrong at least two more times, if you still don’t get it right, keep the star there – try to […]<\/p>\n

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