well i haven’t posted for a few days<\/p>\n
the past three days i was attending various pre-wedding and the wedding ceremonies of my sister’s husband’s mother’s brother’s daughter… (my brother-in-law’s maternal cousin)<\/p>\n
…i was thinking about people who drink alcoholic beverages and how stupid they are, and their absurd excuses<\/p>\n
let’s analyze the case of two idiots<\/p>\n
idiot 1: “i drink responsibly”
\nidiot 2: “i shoot myself in the foot responsibly”<\/p>\n
idiot 1: “i know when i’ve drank too much”
\nidiot 2: “i know when i’ve shot myself in the foot too much”<\/p>\n
idiot 1: “there’s nothing wrong with a drink once in a while”
\nidiot 2: “there’s nothing wrong with shooting myself in the foot once in a while”<\/p>\n
so as you can see, drinking is for idiots, as is shooting yourself in the foot
\nin either case, you can develop severe physical disabilities, diseases, and infections and stuff
\nbut it is only in the case of drinking that you develop mental disabilities
\n(the bullet doesn’t go straight to your brain)<\/p>\n
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